Strand Craft V8 Wet Rod Luxury Jet Ski

How can one flaunt thyself on a jet ski? One-hand it while waving your iced-out wrist to the world? No. That’ll just make the sea gods angry, likely resulting in a stray flounder to the face. Instead, opt for luxury from the get-go with the Strand Craft V8 Wet Rod.

Featuring a 5.7-liter V8 engine that cranks out 300 horsepower, this head-turner of a personal watercraft soars to a top speed of 65 mph. But even when it’s parked it’s astounding, what with its 16’ carbon fiber construction, waterproof luggage box, and ice box under the seat. Custom paint jobs are available, as well as options for a sound system and a GPS navigator. No word yet on what it’ll cost, but we’re hoping grandma gets really generous in that will. [Purchase]