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Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block 1

Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block

So your choices are this: butter your own toast with a boring old butter knife, or have Candice Swanepoel, Maxim’s #1 ranked bombshell, erotically spread that warm, salty stick (of butter, we’re still on butter here) all over your perfectly … Continue reading

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Desktop Wood Slingshot 1

Desktop Wood Slingshot

If you work in an office where they expect you to do more than two, three hours of labor on a Friday, you definitely have the wrong job. Fridays are meant for water guns, reckless gossip, break room cake, and … Continue reading

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Star Wars R2-D2 Can Koozie

Star Wars R2-D2 Can Koozies

Don’t think can koozies are very cool? Well you obviously haven’t seen this Star Wars R2-D2 can cooler, the perfect companion to any canned beer. When it comes to the world that George Lucas built, there are few characters boasting … Continue reading

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Bison Kool Tool Belt

Bison Kool Tool Belt

If you put Batman and Bob Vila in a blender, you’d get… something no one would ever want to drink. But you also might get something like the Kool Tool Belt from Bison Designs. There’s no grappling hook or Bat Shark Repellent, but … Continue reading

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Mossberg Just-In-Case Kit

Mossberg Just-In-Case Shotgun Kit

We like to thing we stay well prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, but there’s a good chance shit could hit the fans quicker than expected. That’s why the Mossberg Just-In-Case Shotgun Kit is a must-have in any household. This … Continue reading

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HandiRack Inflatable Roof Racks 1

HandiRack Inflatable Roof Racks

The folks at Malone are the latest people to hit us with a “Why didn’t I think of that” product in their HandiRack Inflatable Roof Racks. These aren’t your traditional roof racks. Sure they are suited nicely for transporting all … Continue reading

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BASH Unbreakable Sledge Hammers 1

Wilton BASH Unbreakable Sledge Hammer

We constantly encounter demolition tools that claim they are the “unbreakable,” but many of these manufacturers are just blowing smoke. The team at Wilton is putting their money where the mouth is, backing their BASH Unbreakable Sledge Hammer with a … Continue reading

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Official Baseball Scorebook by Eephus League 1

Official Baseball Scorebook by Eephus League

Baseball may be America’s pastime, but keeping a scorecard while watching your favorite team duke it out on the diamond is certainly a lost tradition. The Eephus League Official Baseball Scorebook lets anyone document each and every play of any … Continue reading

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Personalized Leather Beer Holster 1

Personalized Leather Beer Holster

Unforgiven. No, we’re not talking about the classic Clint Eastwood western, we’re talking about what your party host would if they didn’t have beer on hand. Don’t get caught empty-handed; strap on this Personalized Leather Beer Holster from RedEnvelope and … Continue reading

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Gerber Ding Dong Breaching Tool 1

Gerber Ding Dong Breaching Tool

Ding dong. Who’s there? Gerber’s badass new breaching tool, ready to tear down any door that stands in its way. Looking for a new sledgehammer? A battering ram? Or perhaps a pry bar? The folks at Gerber have you covered … Continue reading