Zombie Hammer Survival Weapons
People come in all shapes and sizes — tall, short, fat, skinny, trapezoidal, etc. — so why wouldn’t zombies? The folks at Zombie Hammer have created an entire line of survival weapons that are designed to maul the many different types of undead beings that stagger your way.
Of course the original zombie hammer is a great place to start; it carries its weight at its outer-most edge, making it perfectly positioned to effortlessly smash through bone. Dealing with a more diminutive member of the living dead? Whip out the Traumahawk or maybe the Street Cleaver. Of course if you’re dealing with, say, the zombie version of Chris Farley (rest his soul), the H.A.K. (Huge Ass Knife) will certainly tame that Tommy Boy with its 18 inches of hot rolled 3/16″ steel.