Zombie Fortification Cabin

Dec 1, 2015

Category: Living

Zombies are just fictional creations, right? Surely no dead body could ever rise from the grave and seek out your tender neck flesh, right? Actually, we’re not sure (we flunked 10th grade Bio). So as we research this whole undead thing, we advise you to buy the Zombie Fortification Cabin.

What you’ll be getting is the “world’s first and only certified Zombie Proof Log Cabin.” It features re-enforced slit windows, walls and doors, barbed wire on the roof, an arsenal storage unit for weaponry, and an upper deck with a 360 degree vantage point and escape hatch. Oh, and there’s an Xbox in there too for when you need to squeeze in a game of Madden between all that skull-smashing. There’s even a garden section to grow your own veggies. Just note that the ZFC-1 comes with 10-year anti-zombie guarantee, so come 2025, you’re on your own, bub. [Purchase]

Zombie Fortification Cabin 2

Zombie Fortification Cabin 3

Zombie Fortification Cabin 4

Zombie Fortification Cabin 5

Zombie Fortification Cabin 6

Zombie Fortification Cabin 7

Zombie Fortification Cabin 8

Zombie Fortification Cabin 9

Zombie Fortification Cabin 10

HiConsumption is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Learn more

More From Living

Go Green & Save Thousands Courtesy Of Project Solar's Home Solar DIY Service

Simple home solar panel installation, good for 25 years guaranteed.

Posted By Sean Tirman

Partner
Featured Image

Get All The Way Away Aboard This Space Hotel As Soon As The Year 2025

A 400-person hotel and condo space station available to the public.

Posted By

Mar 2, 2021

Featured Image

Sprinter Van vs. Teardrop Trailer: Which Is Better For Camping?

Would you rather drive your vacation home or tow it behind you?

Posted By

Mar 2, 2021

Featured Image

The 15 Best Affordable Work Desks

Build out your perfect office setup without spending an arm and a leg.

Posted By

Mar 2, 2021

Featured Image

The Minimal Hut Company Offers Over 100 Unique Tiny Cabin Designs

Selling customizable blueprints for contracted or DIY construction.

Posted By

Mar 1, 2021

Featured Image

The 10 Best Candles For Men

Serious non-novelty scents that'll refresh your living space.

Posted By

Feb 25, 2021