Yeti Brick Bottle Opener

Time to open your beer bottle like you mean it. Stop fussing around with plastic keychain openers that risk breakage with every pop. You already stash your brews in a quality Yeti cooler, so why not opt for the Yeti Brick Bottle Opener that’s sure to never let you down?

Weighing in at ¾ lbs, this might be the heftiest bottle opener you’ll ever come across. Hell, it could even double as a self defense tool if need be. It features a stainless design that gives your bar top notch appeal and works just as well as an ornamentally item (though who would really want to waste a perfectly capable bottle opener). It measures 5.25 inches long by an inch tall and just under ¾ of an inch thick. Overkill? Perhaps. Completely badass? You betcha. It’s available now for $50. [Purchase]