Wu-Tang Clan Welcome Mat

Jul 1, 2014

Category: Living

At 17, when you were running fast and wild on the streets, it was “Protect Ya Neck.” But now that you’re 37, it’s more like “protect your Berber carpet.” Yes, it’s time to keep it real (tidy) and embrace your full-blown middle-aged lifestyle with a Wu-Tang Clan welcome mat.

For $100 you can tell visitors that your newly mopped floors are nothing to f**k with, while also paying homage to one of the elite groups in hip-hop history. Don’t wanna risk getting it swiped from your front door? Put it on the back porch and have friends see it when they inspect the deck. Also soaks up liquor like a champ when you’re reminiscing over Ol’ Dirty Bastard, which around these parts, is a daily occurrence. [Purchase]

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