Whistle Dog Activity Monitor

Sniffed Asses: 29 mins. OK, so the new Whistle dog activity monitor probably doesn’t get that specific about your pooch’s daily behavior, but it does report on almost everything else. This is an on-collar device that measures your dog’s activity, gives you insights based on their needs, and even syncs up with your veterinarian for their reports (Dear Mr. Stevenson, Rex appears to be sniffing a lot of asses.)

Of course all the doggie data will be readable on your smartphone; everything from updates on your pet’s walk, play, and rest time, to the more important long-term health trends. You can even share those status updates with your family and friends. And honestly, in a sea of 2-cent social media opinions about the latest celebrity shenanigans, an update on your dog’s health will look downright sophisticated. [Purchase]