The Vipp Shelter

Bulding your own lakeside retreat is a massive effort. It takes time, effort, and probably dealing with a lot of guys named Hank who have a knack for going overbudget and ogling your wife. Bypass Hank and his posse of crude contractors by securing a Vipp Shelter.

This prefabricated, 55 square meter structure is meant to be placed wherever you like (besides your neighbor’s backyard) and comes ready for living in. The furniture, appliances, fixtures, lighting, tableware, towels, and bed linens are all included. The second-floor bed loft and floor-to-ceiling windows give you plenty of room to lay out with a soulmate, and you’ll know they’re a soulmate because it’ll take up to six months for your shelter to be up and running. $585,000 gets you this little piece of secluded sexiness. [Purchase]