When the Great Office Supplies War of 2015 erupts next year at your job, you’re gonna need something powerful to take on management (especially since they control all the supplies). Go Rambo with this fully automatic rubber band machine gun. It’s built on the Gatling machine gun principle, so its 16 barrels spin as it blasts off a whopping 672 rubber bands at the middle manager of your choice at a rate of 14 shots per second. Heck, that’s more rubbers than a Miley Cyrus weekend!
The body is made from CNC machine-cut birch plywood and it comes in the standard color, burnt wood, or black. A small electric engine runs on 5 AA batteries and lets you hold the trigger down for maximum rubber band carnage. Oh, and the max range is 26 feet. [Purchase]