The Patriot Onesie
When we first heard about a onesie called The Patriot, we thought, “Hmmm. Sleepwear based on the 2000 Mel Gibson movie about the Revolutionary War. Strange, but OK!” Turns out no manufacturer has the guts to make that item (yet), but we do have this bold, USA-centric number from the folks at OneZip Wear.
Your American pride will be disputed by no one when you don this over-the-top ode to the ol’ Stars and Stripes. It features two zippered pants pockets, two “hoodie” pockets across the midsection, and YKK, over-sized zippers that go from the crotch all the way up. This 80% cotton/20% polyester blend can be comfortably worn by guy or gal, and it’s the perfect way to bide your time until those Mel Gibson PJs hit the market. [Purchase]
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