The Football Briefcase

Dec 4, 2019

Category: Gear

The Nuclear Football is a briefcase that allows the President of the United States to give authorization for a nuclear attack in the time that he might not be near a command center. Well the Football Case is kind of like that, but for all the stuff your average guy would need when shit goes down.

The Football Briefcase has it all. There are multiple slots for vodka, a mixer, shot glasses, Red Bull energy drinks, cards, wine bottle opener, a cash spot and more. We all know what tends to happen after a rough evening, so this aluminum constructed briefcase also has a slot for Advil and Tums.  To ensure that the wrong hands don’t get a hold of this valuable content, the briefcase comes with a pair of handcuffs and 2 keys. The best part is that this thing comes fully stocked when you order from Urban Mercenaries.

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