Tactical Holiday Stocking

Dec 4, 2013

Category: Living

If that yule log ever explodes and sets the tree on fire, you’re gonna need to make a hasty exit. But that hardly means you need to leave your stocking behind. The Tactical Holiday Stocking from ThinkGeek takes the traditional Christmas accessory and militarizes it with integrated MOLLE (Modular Lightweight Load-carrying Equipment) straps on the outside, a swivel carabiner on the top and at the ankle, two quick-release clips on the toe, a hook-and-loop panel near the top, a bi-directional side zipper, a top handle, and a small external pouch.

It’s made of heavy duty nylon, and the top handle makes it easy to grab and get out of the house with before the spiked eggnog lights up. By our estimations, depending on how many candy canes you got in there, you could probably survive for at least a week in the woods with this thing. [Purchase]

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