Whether you need to rinse off the Battlefield 4-induced sweat after a PS4 marathon, or you’re just flat-out filthy from handling your 33-year-old Atari 2600, there’s no finer way to wash off a dirty gamer body than with these Super Nintendo and Game Boy soaps.
Made from vegan-friendly ingredients and delivering an ‘Energy Citrus’ aroma with each gleeful whiff, these clean-makers look just like some of your favorite cartridges from the early 90s. Wipe down your naughty bits with Donkey Kong Country, Tetris, Street Fighter II Turbo, Super Mario Kart, The Legend of Zelda, Earthworm Jim, or — gasp — even Pokemon. Each one is shrink wrapped and comes in a plastic replica case. Coconut oil, palm oil, and safflower oil are the first three ingredients, so you probably won’t die if you use it to wash out your dirty Xbox Live mouth. So, what’s your high score in hygiene?! [Purchase: Super Nintendo | Game Boy]