Strip Club Cash Cannon

When it comes to making it rain, there’s only one metric to measure who’s doing it bigger than the next guy – how much money you’re actually throwing. If you want to ensure you’ll always be top dog in the club, you might want to invest in one of these Strip Club Cash Cannon.

This ingenious little device lets you create a torrential downpour, spewing cash all over the place in a matter of seconds. Simply load up the cash cannon with your chosen denomination (we suggest starting with singles), crank the music up, and squeeze the trigger. You’ll be the man in no time flat, but we can’t guarantee that you won’t regret it in the morning. In all seriousness, this thing looks like a lot of fun to use. [Purchase]