Smuggle Your Booze Sunscreen Lotion Flask

Sep 2, 2014

Category: Gear

Even if lifeguards and stadium security personnel aren’t exactly known for their cunning wits, sometimes a little stealth is needed to get your favorite adult beverages by the heat. Smuggle Your Booze Sunscreen Lotion flask provides that cover.

This is an incognito flask for eight ounces of booze, and it’s made of food-grade plastic so your precious potions will stay safe to drink. We also love that a product that’s entirely about deception has one of the most upfront titles for any product we’ve ever seen. Just make sure you at least look at a little bit like the kind of guy who would actually be caring about UV rays; because if Rick Ross waddles in with a bottle of “Hawaiian Islands” sunscreen lotion in his hands, no one’s buying it. [Purchase]

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