If you’re gonna go all out with your man cave, you can’t have a $10 doorknob making the first impression into your kingdom of coolness. Set the tone right with this Skull Doorknob from Forever Fineness. Until you get around to trimming all those snakes from Medusa’s head and mounting it (a full weekend project for sure), this is the best noggin you can have as a door handle.
Only those with the bone-shaped key may enter by inserting it into the nostril. Twist the head and open the door to a whole new world of red Solo cups, Maxim magazines, Xbox controllers, and sports jerseys… if you dare.