Sex Panther Double Chocolate Porter

Jun 13, 2014

Category: Food, Vices

Most of us are finally starting to come down from our Anchorman-fueled high, after Ron Burgundy’s months-long promotional tour and the film’s release in mid-December. But before you shave that porn ‘stache off, consider this: Sex Panther Double Chocolate Porter. Scotch needs a break sometimes, ya know.

Arizona’s SanTan Brewing Company brings us this decadent drink, and besides the fact that you’ll need to supply your bits of real panther (check with local zoo), there’s nothing not to love. Let the chocolate malt, cocoa, truffles, and molasses coat your broadcasting pipes after a hard day on the set. It’s only available at select spots in Arizona through late March, so go find your baby, hold her tight, then grab some 6.9% ABV delight.

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