Sex Panther Double Chocolate Porter

Jun 13, 2014

Category: Food, Vices

Most of us are finally starting to come down from our Anchorman-fueled high, after Ron Burgundy’s months-long promotional tour and the film’s release in mid-December. But before you shave that porn ‘stache off, consider this: Sex Panther Double Chocolate Porter. Scotch needs a break sometimes, ya know.

Arizona’s SanTan Brewing Company brings us this decadent drink, and besides the fact that you’ll need to supply your bits of real panther (check with local zoo), there’s nothing not to love. Let the chocolate malt, cocoa, truffles, and molasses coat your broadcasting pipes after a hard day on the set. It’s only available at select spots in Arizona through late March, so go find your baby, hold her tight, then grab some 6.9% ABV delight.

HiConsumption is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Learn more

More From Food, Vices

Summer Is Coming, So Get Ready With These Versatile Swim Trunks

Wellen’s lined trunks have you covered from the beach to the BBQ.

Posted By Johnny Brayson

Partner
Featured Image

A $1M Bottle Of Wine Was Aged For 14 Months In Space Aboard The ISS

Turns out, some time amongst the stars actually did improve the flavor.

Posted By

May 6, 2021

Featured Image

The 15 Best Beers To Drink This Spring

A bevy of brews that are sure to complement the season's floral atmosphere.

Posted By

May 4, 2021

Featured Image

The 12 Best Places To Buy Wine Online

Sommelier-selected bottles and vintages shipped straight to your front door.

Posted By

Apr 27, 2021

Featured Image

The 15 Best Budget Bourbons Under $50

Save yourself from sub-par swill and get one of these bargain buys instead.

Posted By

Apr 23, 2021

Featured Image

The 15 Best Bourbons Under $100

Even with a limited budget, no one should be sipping on subpar swill.

Posted By

Apr 5, 2021