Sex Panther Cologne

Dec 4, 2019

Category: Grooming

“They’ve done studies you know? 60 percent of the time it works every time.” With Anchorman 2 set to hit theaters this holiday season, there couldn’t be a better time to release this officially licensed Sex Panther cologne inspired by one of our favorite scenes from the original film.

Looking to do the “no pants dance” with that little cookie in the office? Then you’ll definitely need to musk up with a fragrance that’s illegal in 9 countries (although we’re not quite sure if it’s made from real bits of panther). Fortunately for all you men out there, this thing doesn’t smell like Big Foot’s dick. For those of you that live under a rock, or just want to relive the awesome scene from the movie, check out the clip below. Purchase your own bottle from Amazon.

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