Red 8K Full-Frame WEAPON Camera

1080p is old news. 4K is child’s play. You’ve absolutely got to see every pore and need your pics and videos to pop with the latest technology of the next decade. That’s why you must have the new 8K Weapon sensor. It is a 35-megapixel sensor with an eye-popping 8,192 x 4,320 resolution that will turn Red’s tired old 6K Weapon Woven CF into a cinematic juggernaut. The total price of the whole package is only around $60k, so check your couch for change.

Still in what we’re calling the pre-pre-order phase, details on shipping dates are sketchy, but adopters who need things as early as early can be should keep a watch for this. True, the 60 fps videos and pictures you shoot with it will mostly work only with IMAX, but at least this way you’ll have a leg up on ol’ Jimmy Cameron. [Purchase]