Real Life Super Mario Kart

Mar 5, 2014

Category: Rides

Forget about beach season coming up in a few months, we just found the ultimate reason to lose weight: being able to fit your ass on this Super Mario Ride On Kart. Weight capacity is 70 lbs. You up for the challenge or what?

It’s a 6-volt ride based on the classic Nintendo game, and while the makers say it’s aimed at toddlers, we call bullpucky. How’s a 4-year-old gonna appreciate a Super Nintendo reference? Now regarding the top speed of 2.5 mph, we admit we’d like to see that decimal point moved a smidgen over to the right, but the Kart does feature forward and reverse driving, on- and off-road tires, and a working brake pedal, so it’s already got Fred Flinstone’s car beat. It also has signature sound effects from the game; another thing that would probably get lost on today’s toddlers, who, studies show, are only familiar with the sounds of Call of Duty bullets piercing virtual flesh. [Purchase]

HiConsumption is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Learn more

More From Rides

Upgrade Dad's Watch Game This Father's Day With An Elegant Bulova Timepiece

A skeletonized dial puts its intricate 21-jewel 8N26 movement on full display.

Posted By Gray Van Dyke

Partner

Harness The Wind With This Windbreaker’s 360-Degree Ventilation System

lululemon designed the Fast and Free Windbreaker to be breezy and speedy.

Posted By Johnny Brayson

Partner
Featured Image

Auction Block: Kevin Hart’s 1977 Ford Bronco

A lifted one-off Bronco formerly owned by the "hardest working man in Hollywood.'

Posted By

Jun 14, 2021

Featured Image

Auction Block: Michael Schumacher’s 1991 Jordan 191

The Ford-powered racer was the legendary driver’s first F1 car.

Posted By

Jun 14, 2021

Featured Image

Geely Auto’s Vision Of Future Cars Is All Sharp Lines, Bright Lights, & High-Tech

The Vision Starburst provides a blueprint for the brand’s designs of tomorrow.

Posted By

Jun 14, 2021

Featured Image

Archer Unveils A Luxe Two-Person 150MPH EVOTL With A 60-Mile Range

A nearly-silent 435hp electric VTOL aiming to revolutionize urban mobility.

Posted By

Jun 14, 2021