Magimix Vision Toaster

Some nights, despite how many channels you have, there’s just nothing on TV. But hold on. Before you wave the white flag and leave it on ESPN 3’s coverage of the Coed Air Hockey quarterfinals, realize that, with $250, you can now watch your bread turn into toast. Yes, if you haven’t already, this clinches it: It’s time to cut the cord.

The Magimix Vision Toaster is the only – ONLY! – toaster with a “viewing window that lets you watch the toasting process in action.” Action. Just set the toaster to an automatic brown setting, or go all hands-on with it and stay and watch the action. The four quartz heating elements promise to deliver uniformly-browned toast, and the extra-wide slots can handle the thickest of bagels too. Will it be The Walking Dead or The Browning Toast tonight? You make the call. [Purchase]