Love Cloud Sex Flights

Attaining one’s membership in the mile high club involves a lot of unsavory aspects: pissing off flight attendants; finding a workable position; and having to say “Sorry, that usually never happens to me” in front of dozens of strangers as you shame-walk back to your seat. Love Cloud has the solution.

This Las Vegas-based service flies you and a partner into the friendly kinky skies aboard a custom Cessna 421 Golden Eagle so you two can make a magic sandwich while not worrying a damn about missing your order for coffee, tea, or soda. You get a bed, mood lighting, wireless JBL sound system, and even condoms and lube to help you seal the deal. The pilot? He gets to say “Thanks for flying. Come again.”  [Purchase]