Liquid Key Caddy

Friends, it appears there’s an epidemic out there that we were not quite aware of. Brace yourselves. New research shows 55% of men have been poked in their plums by their keys at some point in their lives. Tragic.

To the rescue comes Key Caddy, a key organizer that brings Swiss army-like functionality to the scene. Packed between two hard anodized aluminum plates are up to four of your keys (an extension allows up to 8), while add-on choices include a bottle opener and USB drive. There’s a hole for keys that stubbornly won’t fit. It’s a compact and sturdy way to ditch your key ring (and avoid being in the 55% mentioned above), and it’s perfect fit for the coin pocket in your jeans that you’ve never once put coins into. [Purchase]