Let Me Off at the Top! My Classy Life and Other Musings By Ron Burgundy

Dec 18, 2013

Category: Entertainment

Greetings, friend. Don Burgundy here, Ron’s distant-but-still-damn-important cousin. I may be in the minor leagues of news anchoring, but don’t kid yourself, the Cedar Rapids TV market is almost as cutthroat as San Diego’s. And I plan on conquering this town (and its very attractive lady folk) using all the lessons I’ve learned in “Let Me Off at the Top! My Classy Life and Other Musings by Ron Burgundy.” Ron’s autobiography might not be leather-bound, but that doesn’t mean you can’t trap, kill, and skin a wild boar with your bare hands and fashion your own book cover from its hairy hide. Frankly, I recommend it.

Ron spent 8 years writing this book, and it actually led to some pret-ty severe hand cramps along the way, so yeah, it’s worth buying. Everything you need to know about the classiest, mustachiest, most macho man alive is inside these 224 pages, from his beginnings in a desolate Iowa coal mining town to his meteoric rise to superstardom behind the Channel 4 anchor’s desk. Move over, The Bible; you had a nice run. [Purchase]

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