Kevlar Blast Boxers

Feb 11, 2014

Category: Style

Bulletproof vests get all the publicity, but why haven’t bulletproof crotch protectors replaced ties as the standard stocking stuffer yet? Chest shmest… protect the jewels, man! Finally, someone has recognized this need. Blast Boxers from Silverman’s are ballistically-tested and blast-tested (How much does that job pay? Answer: not enough) underwear for you to slip on for some extra peace of mind for your piece.

The Kevlar fabric is strategically positioned around the crucial zones, the groin and upper leg. And before you go dismissing the importance of the upper leg, that’s where the femoral artery is, and you do not want a leak there. The external seams are there for your comfort, and the mesh helps keep things your fun zone from turning into a furry furnace. [Purchase]

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