Are you suffering from neglected SUV syndrome? Tired of only taking that all-wheel-drive machine to Wal-Mart on the weekends? Well, you’re in luck. Now, with the all-new Jeep Mud Mask, you can take those trips with the wife to the department store while still presenting that “macho vibe” you lost so long ago.
Sound interesting? Jeep is giving away 75 of these Mud Masks for their 75th anniversary. Luckily application is a breeze. Each can of Jeep Mud Mask comes packed to the brim with 375 ml of the finest dirt from the long-forgotten outdoors. Though you may not be used to handling soil, don’t worry, each can comes with detailed instructions even Ikea would applaud. Just mix the dirt with some water and apply to the exterior of you vehicle and let dry in the sun for a couple of hours. Voila! Now everywhere you go is a new adventure with a fresh coat of mud on your asphalt-loving sport utility vehicle.