JBL Woody Magnum Speargun

“Point, shoot, eat.” That’s the simplicity with which JBL (not the speaker-making JBL) says you can operate one of their Woody Magnum Spearguns. And just FYI, we’re talking about pointing and shooting at fish here, not a bacon cheeseburger.

But if you prefer your seafood to be cooked and cleaned by others, you can still enjoy how one of these weapons will look nice above the fireplace, what with its hand-selected single pieces of African mahogany. The body on the Woody Magnum measures 55.25″ without shaft, there’s an ergonomic 45′ honeycomb handle, and it’s all in-tune with the company’s M8 three-piece trigger mechanism with a lifetime warranty. [Purchase]