Industrial Steel Pipe Toilet Paper Holder

Somewhere along the way, women took control of the bathroom. The place where the dirtiest of man’s deeds is done in private became an ill-conceived cocoon of potpourri, untouchable hand towels, and plaques full of clichéd inspirational sayings. Let’s take back the bathroom right now. Who’s with me?

The movement begins with this Industrial Steel Pipe Toilet Paper Holder from WestNinthVintage. It fits on any wall and comes with one screw and an anchor. When you’re grabbing your Charmin from a handmade steel pipe, there’s gonna be absolutely no desire to leaf through an InStyle magazine. In fact, if you happen to spot an issue of InStyle or Redbook in your latrine, we recommend sacrificing your anal comfort for a minute and putting those pages to a more fitting use. [Purchase]