Haze Pro Tactical Smoke Grenade

Dec 15, 2014

Category: Gear

So you’re walking in the mall with your mistress when suddenly you spot your wife making her way in your direction. First of all, shame on you for having a mistress. Secondly, we’re here to help (guy rule #226). Just whip out the Haze Pro and disappear behind a cloud of smoke into the nearest Brookstone.

This is a professional smoke grenade, the kind you’re used to only throwing in Call of Duty, and it’s now in your hands, ready for everything from training exercises to disaster film scenes to um, hiding from women we guess. It delivers a massive 40,000 cubic feet of smoke in just 100 seconds. It’s both non-hazmat and non-explosive, so it’s also a go for your 4th of July party next year. Just make sure you’ve shot off all your colorful stuff first. [Purchase]

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