Gurkha RPV Tactical Armored Vehicle

The Gurkha RPV Tactical Armored Vehicle is the perfect way to get to the store for milk and bread—when your road is littered with laser beam-shooting cyborgs, rabid rhinos, and falling asteroids.

Yeah, this armor-plated powerhouse is ready to get rocked and still leave you unscathed inside. With a massive curb weight of 19,500 pounds, the RPV needs something beefy to power it, and the 6.7 liter V8 Powerstroke turbo diesel engine (300 horsepower and 660 pound-feet of torque) fits the bill nicely. It features a 6-speed automatic transmission, 4×4, 4-wheel vented disc ABS, 40 gallon fuel tank, and seating for five. No word on the gas mileage here, but if you’re driving this thing looking for fuel economy, your skull might need armor plating too. [Purchase]