Grizzly Bear Underwear

Dec 9, 2013

Category: Style

Imagine hearing this tease from your local news: “Tonight at 11, police make a grisly discovery,” but they actually meant grizzly and they’re talking about your underwear! For that surreal magic to happen, the first thing you’ll have to do is buy a pair of these ferociously fearsome Grizzly Bear underwear.

Made from 100% polyester and dripping with manly machismo, these drawers convey your love for the great outdoors, recklessly rural fashion sense, and perhaps a slightly exaggerated sense of worth for what lies beneath the bear’s snarl. Slip these on and instantly your bare ass becomes a bear ass, and that’s pretty badass. The perfect apparel for catching salmon with your mouth or rummaging through recently vacated campsites. [Purchase]

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