Gerber Apocalypse Deterrence Kit

Dec 12, 2013

Category: Gear

Notice the key word in that title up top: deterrence. Because as Dan Patrick once said (when he was cool), “You can’t stop the zombie apocalypse, you can only hope to contain (ie. deter) it.” The Gerber Apocalypse Deterrence Kit comes with a Gator Machete Pro and DMF Folding knife, and if you need more than that to survive against corpses that walk 10 steps per minute, well, maybe Darwin was right.

Intimidation may not work on zombies, but if it does, the Gator Pro is your best bet. This multi-purpose blade can be used as an axe, machete, or knife. The smaller DMF Folder is what you wanna equip when you’re just scurrying out of your home to put your recyclables on the curb. But I dunno, maybe there won’t be regular trash pickups if the dead start roaming the earth. Check with your local municipality on that. [Purchase]

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