Fresh Balls Anti-Sack Sweat Lotion

Mar 6, 2014

Category: Grooming

Fresh balls. Almost sounds like an oxymoron, doesn’t it? But no, Fresh Balls is indeed a quick-drying lotion that promises to prevent that sticky, sweaty, hot, moisture that, for whatever reason, women seem to rank very low when ranking desirable traits in a man, or groin area.

And hey breakfast lovers! Fresh Balls also contains oatmeal as an anti-irritant. Now of course this doesn’t mean you should pour a cup of boiling water in your boxers and expect a quick meal, but it does explain why the Quaker Oats guy is always wearing that smirk. It’s aluminum free, paraben free, and talc free, and contains tea tree oil to fight off bacteria. Fresh Balls also leaves no clumps or powdery residue. Clumps and residue, by the way, also very low on the list of things girls are into. [Purchase]

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