Fixie Bicycle Pizza Cutter

Let’s face it, one of these days you’re bound to stumble into a mad scientist’s laboratory and get inexplicably shrunk to 1/10th your size by his still-not-ready-for-mass-consumption shrink ray. When that day comes, you will need a bicycle. Here it is. In the meantime, you can also use it as a pizza cutter!

The Fixie Pizza Cutter slices your cheese and pepperoni with razor sharp stainless steel ‘tires.’ It’s modeled after a fixed-gear personal cruiser (note the miniature handlebars and seat). Perfect for the bicycling enthusiast, pizza enthusiast, or very well-trained chipmunk, this tool will bring out the kid in anyone—just like a good pie does. Choose from either the watermelon or bumblebee color scheme. [Purchase]

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