Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster

Dec 16, 2013

Category: Gear

Hearing a stranger on your roof at 2AM, then seeing him creep around your living room, is the kinda thing most people would be alarmed by. But deep into the night of December 24th, the odds of it being a burglar are much slimmer. Hedge your bets and equip yourself with a less lethal form of self-defense this Christmas Eve with the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster.

Santa surely won’t mind getting pelted by soft marshmallows form this pump-action, single-shot weapon that sends fluffy white poofs of goodness up to 40 feet in the direction of your choice (aim for the gut). It even includes a clear briefcase to showcase your protection, if intimidation is more of what the big man needs. [Purchase]

Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster

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