
Douchebags Tour Bike Bag
Team SKY is famous because of their unique management style. The outfit looks for every conceivable marginal advantage, and then implements it consistently across their entire organization. We’re talking about things like using the same types of pillows, water, and hygiene strategies. Their newest marginal improvement? The Douchebags Tour Bike Bag.
The reason one of the world’s most competitive cyclists teamed up with the world’s most ridiculously named bag makers? Their touring bags are both incredibly protective and easy to use. An internal frame allows for the mechanics on Team Sky to store the bikes fully assembled – seatpost, handlebars, and all – right into the bag with the wheels tucked in right next to it in just five minutes. And thanks to the collapsible properties of the 1680D polyester and 500D Tarpaulin, the bag can collapse fully after use for simple storage. Transporting your trusty steed to your next race just got a lot easier. Prices are set at $1,000. [Purchase]
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