Desktop Wood Slingshot

Jun 13, 2014

Category: Gear

If you work in an office where they expect you to do more than two, three hours of labor on a Friday, you definitely have the wrong job. Fridays are meant for water guns, reckless gossip, break room cake, and slingshots.

The Desktop Wood Slingshot from RedEnvelope features a walnut base with a carved rubber wood sling shot. Load it up with TPS reports or whatever nonsense The Man wants you to try and care about with the weekend staring you down. Or create deadly synergy and use actual walnuts for ammo. You can even personalize it, so your boss knows exactly who to fire once he regains consciousness. $49 gets you one helluva way to leave the job. [Purchase]

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