There’s a big difference between being served ladyfingers and a lady’s fingers. If you like your vegetables freshly chopped and your girl’s digits fully intact, check out Deglon’s Finger Guard.
This is a stainless steel shield (think Captain America, if all he had to fight were mice) that protects your fingers while slicing and dicing. Just slip your middle finger inside the interior welded ring and you’re ready to get all Bobby Flay-grant with your mini-sword swinging. Just the tip of the shield holds the food in place, letting you focus on your speed technique. It’s dishwasher safe, and at less than $12, it could make for a nice little Father’s Day gift for that Iron Chef-loving pops of yours. [Purchase]