Chiefs Tobacco Man Wash

Women might not get it, but there are plenty of men who recognize the aromatic joys of a fine cigar. Now, are you ready to smell like one? Yes? Yes! That’s a yes. You clearly very slightly shook your head yes—I saw that.

Promising you’ll “Smell like a fresh humidor in Cuba, not like a cheap cigarette,” Chiefs Tobacco Man Wash lathers up your previously (and mistakenly) Dove-scented body with whiffs of fresh tobacco. Dirt will have no idea what hit it when these macho suds come rumbling into your smelly parts. It’s made with organic coconut and olive oils right here in the U.S., and the wash is said to keep your skin moisturized all day long. What do them broads know anyway? [Purchase]