Bryan Cranston Reads “You Have To F*cking Eat”

Nov 14, 2014

Category: Entertainment

If you’ve ever been in charge of a toddler who found every food item not called mac & cheese to be a ghastly affront to their taste buds, you know the frustration that can ensue at dinnertime. It’s almost enough to whisk you away to Obscenity Town. Hey, why not let Bryan Cranston drive you there instead?

The Emmy Award-winning star of Breaking Bad has provided his voice for author Adam Mansbach’s newest children’s book for adults, You Have to Fucking Eat. Will your kid get the point when Walter White is telling them “The sun rise is golden and lovely. The birds chirp and twitter and tweet. You woke me and asked for some breakfast. So why the f—k won’t you eat?” Let’s hope so. The audiobook is a follow-up to Mansbach’s international best seller, Go the Fuck to Sleep with Samuel L. Jackson doing the honors. [Download]

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