Is your toddler always pulling up his or her pants, constantly walking that fine line between cute and over-the-top public nudity? Maybe, just maybe, they’re destined to be a plumber, or carpenter, or any of the trades that seem to involve serious amounts of butt crack. Get them started early with the Box of Tools from Best Made ($120).
This German-made set is made of all steel and wood—no plastic here. You’ll find a Fretsaw, 12.5″ throat; Fretsaw table with clamp; 12, 5″ fretsaw blades; table clamp vise that fits 3/4″ thick table tops; 1″ x 3″ sanding block; 3 oz. cross peon hammer; flathead screwdriver, 1/8″ wide blade; flat file; round file; best made pencil; nail nipper tongs; awl; push drill; 3/8″ box and slot wrench; 5.5″ hacksaw; and wooden square. Plus, it all fits inside a safe wooden cabinet. These tools are built to last, so if your child decides they’d rather be a ballerina instead, you’ll at least have some emergency tools for your own use… or your next kid.