Best Wishes Middle Finger Key
For the guy who hates to visit his parents, and that hate parade starts with having to find the key to their house, here ya go: a middle finger key. There’ll be no mistaking whose door this opens when you spot its extended middle digit on your key ring.
The Best Wishes brass house key fits all Kwikset K1 locks and distinguishes itself from your other keys like a taunted Yankees outfielder at Fenway Park. Love your parents and their charming traditional values? Great! Give this ring to the ex-girlfriend who became an ex for a reason. Just make sure it doesn’t open up anything you don’t want incinerated. [Purchase]