Bacon-Flavored Ritz Crackers

Mar 26, 2014

Category: Food

Bacon on a Ritz? Surely. Bacon in a Ritz? Well, how do you do that? Do you split the cracker in two with a razor blade and try to stuff it with a wafer-thin piec–oh, wait. Ritz has done it for us. Whew.

On shelves right now is bacon-flavored Ritz Crackers with black pepper seasoning. What does this mean for your future exploits in edibility? Well, for one it means less time frying up bacon and drizzling the sizzling hot grease over your favorite party snacks. You can now use that spare time to learn a new language, or just text more girls to tell them that yes, they are indeed talking to a man who has a full sleeve of bacony Ritz goodness waiting for them if they play their cards right. [Purchase]

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