Even if you were an insufferable jerk this year, spoiling Breaking Bad episodes for co-workers, tripping small children, and complimenting movie theater owners on their reasonable concession stand prices, there’s still a way to lure Santa Claus to your home this Christmas: Bacon Candy Canes. Yes, bacon’s ambitious plan to take over every food known to man has now conquered this previously pepperminty seasonal treat.
You know the drill; they look like candy canes, but taste like your favorite smoked meat. Leave one of these out on the table for old St. Nick, and even if you deserve coal, that fat jolly old elf won’t be able to help himself. Or hang them from the tree and see just how fast Fido can bring down that Norway Spruce. [Purchase]