Animal Head Key Holders

Big game hunting is the kind of thing that seemed reasonable in the earlier parts of the 20th century, but you can’t really justify shooting an endangered animal for the thrill of it. And nobody eats rhino meat, so don’t even try that one. But if you’re still jonesin’ for that old school head-on-the-wall thing, these Animal Head Key Holders from Suck UK will do nicely.

Each head is made of steel and is practically begging to be mounted magnetically to its accompanying wooden shield which attaches to the wall with an adhesive strip. The key ring goes through its nose (another thing that just wouldn’t be right with a giant rhino head) and you can choose from the bull, rhino, or tiger. [Purchase]