American Psycho Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder

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Say what you will about Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) from American Psycho; the dude was a serial killer, psychopath, and clearly wore too much blood, but one thing he was not was a sloppy businessman. If you admire the panache with which Bateman handled his investment banker duties, check out this Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder from Firebox.

The stainless steel finish screams class, but it also screams “I’M AN OCD FREAK!”… but we’re guessing you’re OK with that. As far as the type of cards you put in there, well, that’s up to you, but if you don’t go with raised lettering, Pale Nimbus, and maybe a tasteful watermark, you’ll only regret it in the morning. [Purchase]

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