Alite Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag

Studies show recreational camping in America is down 62% since 1980. While some people theorize that drop off is due to technology taking over, we think it’s either because mosquitoes stepped their game up or people finally got tired of having awkward sex in sleeping bags. The Sexy Hotness sleeping bag aims to simplify the campsite nookie process with its middle zipper that lets you air out your fun zone or make it really sweaty with the help of a willing partner.

The body of the sleeping bag is roomy, but you can also zip two or more bags together to create a scenario that will freak out any forest creature for sure. There’s also interior fleece slippers and padded bottoms for chasing down those animals if you wanna get even freakier. The bag has a -20° F temperature rating, and it comes with a stuff sack and storage bag. [Purchase]