50 Shades of Grey Trailer

Hey remember how a year ago everyone was talking about that 50 Shades of Grey book? Well the second cycle of that tawdry tidal wave is now about to wash all over us. The movie’s new full-length trailer has arrived to titillate the tame masses. So, how’s it look?

Well, for a novel about the BDSM lifestyle, most of the footage is pretty mainstream. Maybe the book is too? Who knows. But there’s no denying this is a slick trailer, with lots of forbidden glances shooting back and forth between stars Dakota Johnson (Anastasia) and Jamie Dornan (Christian Grey) while Beyonce coos over a sultry version of “Crazy in Love.” Hey, as far as movies that guys get dragged to on Valentine’s Day (of next year is when it opens), it could be a lot worse. And since it’s a Universal Studios release, we assume the 50 Shades of Grey ride will be whipping up a frenzy in Orlando and Hollywood shortly.