Featured Image

Toothpick Crossbow

Posted By

Apr 24, 2017

Category: Gear

For the office menace, there’s no better way to annoy the tranquil afternoon workflow of others than from afar. That is, with a bit of rudimentary archery skills that boring afternoon in the cubical farm could indeed turn into one of one-sided joy and laughter. It’s all possible thanks to this mini crossbow from Suite CZYY.

Outfitted to fire off either toothpicks or Q-tips with ease, this nifty little office warfare tool is the smallest of the crossbow toys and comes with some assembly required so those DIY fans out there can put their handiwork to good (or nefarious) use. Naturally, no batteries are required with this piece. Simply load your object of choice, pull back on the string and…eh who are we kidding, you know how this thing works. Weapons of mass procrastination like this need no explanation. Just be sure no one else in the suite has one of these. You wouldn’t want to start an all-out war now, would you?

Purchase: $20

More From Gear

Thumbnail

Raise Clean Ocean Awareness With Oris’ Limited Edition Watch

Sport a timepiece featuring a 100% recycled medallion.

Posted By Mike Bitanga

Partner
Featured Image

Scoured: The Best Gear On Amazon

Equipment to help you kick off summer the right way.

Posted By

Jun 17, 2019

Featured Image

Customize Your Indian FTR 1200 Moto With Steve Caballero’s Artwork

Artist Series tank covers for your favorite motorcycle.

Posted By

Jun 17, 2019

Featured Image

DEW Reimagines The Dry Bag As A Stylish Everyday Backpack

Ultra-durable dry bag with streetwear design influence.

Posted By

Jun 17, 2019

Featured Image

The 8 Best Small Toolboxes For The Handyman

Haulers to help you get those smaller jobs done right.

Posted By

Jun 14, 2019

Featured Image

Review: G-SHOCK’s Ultra-Tough GBD800 Is A Tireless Fitness Watch

The Japanese watchmaker adds fitness tracking tech to its rugged timepiece.

Posted By

Jun 14, 2019