2015 Polaris RZR XP 1000 EPS High Lifter Edition

Why Pig Pen of Peanuts fame never got his own spinoff show we’ll never understand. Surely a boy with a permanent cloud of dust encircling him would make for some great television. And what would he drive when he went to visit ol’ Charlie Brown? We’re guessing the 2015 Polaris RZR XP 1000 EPS High Lifter Edition.

With mud specific gearing, high mounted air and exhaust lines, 29.5″ Outlaw II tires, and improved torque and throttle control, you’re locked and loaded for conquering nature’s dark (and wet) side. The Polaris ProStar 1000 engine features 999ccs of big bore twin displacement, and there’s also a race-inspired 3-link trailing arm rear suspension, long travel dual A-arm front suspension, single stage Walker Evans shocks, and a 4,500-lb. Polaris engineered winch. Just make sure to bring clothes you care nothing about. [Purchase]